Life’s a Kitchen


Life : Cabbage-in-the-Cab-Kitchen

Do not take life so seriously, eat whatever you like coz after roasting you in his microwave, the devil of life grills so much that no one gets out alive. 😛   

   

All those sarcastic idiotic dum witted funny people out there are welcome to join this lunatic kitchen and be a cook themselves or feed the stomachs of their cluttered brains with some humor. If u don’t join this, go boil your heads cause this is a meant for loons who do this until they die or others around them dies!    

   

Overcoming Unnerving Blues

This kitchenette is for those people who are crazy, who do silly, frenzy things, n get the happiness and they r not even bothered if people call them Weirdo…   

   

The Top 5 New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants: 

                           

  5. McDonald’s — Working round the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients in our burgers !

coz..

McDonald's ad 1978 by patricksmercy. //   

 4. Starbucks — Now with 1.07% intrest-free financing on the new Sanga Cappuccino. 


3. KFC — We’re tucking in the latest tummies!

 2. Dominos — If Arshad doesn’t give a dancer’s toe  about his cholesterol, why should you?   

1.  Kwality — New coneless softy Scoop!  

 Kitchen Table Commerce 1   

The Top 6 Least-Used Kitchen Appliances: 
 6. Dorothy’s Electric Combo 
     Slicer/Dicer/Dispose-of-the-Body-in-the-Drain Equipment
 5. Hammers’s 2cm Drive-in-the-head-nail Ham-grinder-reminder 
 4. Baby’s First Microwave 
 3. Pronto Ice Cream Steamer 
 2. Mickey’s Cat Compactor 
 … and the Number 1 Least-Used Kitchen Appliance: 
 1. Popeye’s Doorless Microwave

 kitchen gadgets cartoon   

 Our Top 7 Rejected Cookbook Titles:

 7. Beans & Stone’s Expert Cooking for Older Kidneys & Gall Bladders 

 6. Hillary Vila’s Sawdust Cuisine 
5. Mud, Sticks, and Leaves: Cooking with a Five Year Old  
4.  Fair Food: Brownies from Brown
3. Everything’s Onions or Yogurt… Eventually!
2. Getting Even: Matchstick’s High-Fat Cookbook 
 … and the Number 1 Rejected Cookbook Title:
 1. Peanut Butter Pasta for Blondes, Jelly Dagwood dogs for Dummies & Mayonnaise Momos for Mom’s Macho Morons 
 

Clueless to clutter?

recipe book cartoon  

                  

Clues To Undoing Blues

    

Pour  Humour in life, not on troubled waters, more oil;

you may spill coffee in a toffee but dont my broth you spoil !

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15 thoughts on “Life’s a Kitchen”

  1. hahhahahah! I dont often visit the kitchen but I guess this is what U ladies end up doing? 😉
    I loved the tongue-in-cheek humor here.. and am waiting for more such fun from you! 😀

    here, some more fun for U:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsK2lJnbZxg Keep on Trying ………………….. 😉

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  2. Been cookin all kinds of delicacies myself last few months,and its an absolute circus when am cooking with my mom,aunt,sis in law in fits of laughter 🙂 good to read this 🙂

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  3. lol 🙂
    Too clever by far, Purvi … Particularly like the McDonald’s.

    Jamie

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  10. That was quite fun reading 🙂

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  11. haha..Purvi…liked it the way…of different ‘taste’ in the kitchen style ! 🙂

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  12. Loved it Purvi! Thank you for a hugely entertaining afternoon! 🙂

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