Here are ten things you should avoid saying to a bully:

(So that U can survive! )

The school/college/local bully is approaching you. Use a lot of tact in what you are about to say. Here are ten things that you should not say unless you have a good health insurance policy.

1. Man, do you ever take a shower? You stink to high heaven. Are you related to skunks? 

2. Who cut your hair? It looks like it was styled by Attila the Hun. 

3. Do you ever smile? Cosmetic surgery could really do wonders for you. 

4. Can I borrow you for a second? I have somebody that I would like to be punched out. 

5. Your breath smells awful. Do you eat garlic and onions for breakfast? 

6. I’m not afraid of you. I know Kung Fu. Actually, I don’t know Kung Fu personally, but I brother Joe does. 

7. You want to fight? You really want to fight? Wait until my big sister arrives. She weighs 240 pounds and will flatten you. 

8. I know that you want my lunch money. I have a cold lunch today. Would you like some Ding Dongs instead? 

9. You’ve already given me two black eyes. Why don’t you hit me in the nose so that I can bleed all over you? 

10.Hey, King Kong, I know have the brawn, but your brain is in hibernation.

 

 11. I know Karate, Kung Fu, Kickboxing and 47 other dangerous hi-fi words! Mess with me & say your last words!!

12.Constipated people dont give a crap.

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